Earth? please accept my salt. The education of the uninitiated is at the pleasure of the craven. Archimedes discovered Eureka and Richard Nixon emerged and lured China into a market economy where they figured out they could sell all the shit already available for sale in USA to bargain-hunters and who doesn't love a bargain? Think about all the masses in China who need our toothbrushes and forget about the reality that Macau is already triple the gambling revenue of Sin City and they're not selling us toothbrushes alone. Pan Am needs a Christina Hendricks if they want an Emmy. The Ryan brothers both lost this weekend which means universal shit-raking is still in vogue. I saw the miracle man with the clogged arteries and he says "what will you look like in 6 years, dog?" I look like a guy who goes upstairs for the bell ringing, not Asia. Jesus spoke to me today and he said" it's a crow, dummy" - so much for the broken wing miscommunication. Route 66 is not the exclusive kicks-giver - why do you think Joe Pilates called it a Reformer? because your physical sins are forgiven? Grow up. Eat more roughage and seriously, bullet bras will come back, for real.