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NEW YEAR

Craptology and the Kathryn Crosby Syndrome AKA Blowing Bling. This is a wonderful place to live the perfect life. Solvency without over-indulgence. Butt sex without anal. Periodicity without tampon machines. Snorkling the Great Barrier Reef in your backyard pool. Book tour featuring your latest best seller minus the pressure, the travel and the best seller. How is this different than Dilettante or Wannabe? It's real and it's not for approval. You have the resources to have an Escalade in your driveway but you have a 7 year old SUV instead by preference. You could drink BR Cohn but are thrilled with South Australian Shiraz because that's the way you are. This list could go on ad infinitum but why excruciate when we're all here to levitate?

From 4 years ago

Her: What kind of rapprochement is that? Him: What kind of word is rapprochement? Her: You know what I mean... Him: Then know it's the kind where emerging legs, stark in their night-encased contours, propel from the open car door, gliding towards the carpet amidst strobes of admiration, cancelling all but microdots of Anton's threadbare viability, adroi||||||| Her: Sorry I asked...