Why does stuff break? Why do we break? They're called sebaceous hyperplasia and they look like the bumps on large areolas without the beautiful canvas. They get treated with an electric needle which is much like resting a live frayed extension cord on your most sensitive appendage. We live. Another nuisance item off the to-do list. So Benedryl is the same as Sominex, ergo daytime use means major drowsy but at least the itching sensation is quelled. If this is the most interesting topic of the day so far, you can see it's not like the morning workout creation: changing the store to Bed, Bath and Boners so guys can look at hotties when they're buying kitchen utensils or pillow shams for their honies. This proves Conan was right when he said " we all have our cynical days, some of us just live there". And just because you don't know my friends doesn't mean they're not real. I already forgot more than you . . . I forget the rest of this. Did my first spotlight search on the iphone today and ended up listening to the Beachboys Wouldn't it be Nice? I'll probably wake all the way up when it's time to go to bed. Last night I surfed the phone in bed under the covers listening to the BBC explain why the euro might vanish. This week in 2 days the world population will be 7 billion. There are twice as many overweight people on the planet as undernourished souls. We live because we eat.