Looking at the camisole, one would never presume that it was restitched from a religious garment sold in a Utah yard sale. The story from which it takes a part begins at the Sundance Festival in Park City. It was during a showing of an entry called It Takes a Licking when Gloria Webb-Sanchez, who was covering the proceedings for the Box Elder News Journal met Michael Lohan and opted to not talk about his daughter but instead asked him about Kate and found out she's contributing to GOOP. Gloria had just read that day in GOOP that Gwyneth was "freezing" so she found out the cold weather was courtesy of Salt Lake City where Gloria drove to right after Sundance. It was there while she was tracking down her favorite Coldplay singer that she met Brent Jeffs still hurting from his uncle's dil-domestic abuse and she comforted him, wooed him and ended up converting to Scientology and marrying in the church at 1931 South 1100 East. They honeymooned in Billings, MT at the Country Inn however, it was not fated to last very long. Gloria and Brent were divorced later that year and her entire trousseau was consigned. Lila Scheckner, still distraught at being dumped by Oliver the contortionist happened to see Gloria's wedding dress at the flea market, bought it and converted it to a camisole and pillow shams. Who's laughing now, bushwacker?