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NEW YEAR

Looking in today at the triangle-in-the-making, I hear rumors of an intervention, a Mom/Daughter a trois and even fake choking on a sourball so Ben gets the Heimlich from Judy but here's the real truth: Ben's on the couch with Judy and Jenny's in the other room listening in and Ben turns to Judy and says "This is a dogdirt story" Judy turns towards the door and says "Jenny come in here please". Jenny walks in and sits down with the two of them and says "This never had any chance of being a grabber so why don't we just call a truce" "Truce" says Ben. "Truce" says Judy and the three of them pull off their masks and they're John Ritter, back from the dead, Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Sommers before she was hawking thigh-masters. The digital clock goes Tico-tico-tico like Elizabeth Montgomery used to do and the whole scene disappears, Then Connie's voice is saying "Dave, Dave? are you OK?" Dave looks at his watch and realizes the game started so he says" Yeah, I just got wrapped up in a thought that went too far, sugar." Cue the commercial.