Dave sat down with his keyboard and wrote: "The missing link is not some fossil filling the gap characterized by fundies who say the earth is 6000 years old because the Bible says so, therefore evolution is a "theory", oh no, the missing link is the Super Id. Just like the super-ego watching over the ego, the super-id will compensate for unbalance in those innate instinctual trends of our psyche. So here's the breaking news - the blend of oatmeal and pomegranate infused vodka has been shown in studies to filter hypersensitive eyesight, smell, tactile perversion and even Superman hearing. Now this may not be the breakthru like unblocking the nitrous oxide from nerve terminals so your boners are boney, but it may make man's inhumanity to man go away over time. It means that people who have mastered OCD, ADD, AT&T and S & M by building their own mental filters can now tackle bright light girly screams and "shut that effen thing off" moments by including the blend on a semi-regular basis. Now realize, this has no effect of elongated senior scrotums nor gravely voices but hell's bells, cheer up, man - we're talking super-id here. "