Common sense isn't so common lately. Here's a sign: When doing crunches on an ab-lounger, it's not the best time to release a fart especially if you've recently eaten broccoli asparagus soup. The reason is when you pull forward your nose goes right into the zone where you released that nasty flatulence and you get several strong whiffs in a row. So I looked up why when giving blood yesterday the flow suddenly stopped. Dehydration - I was supposed to drinks lots of water the day before and right before being stuck. This year I could have gone out trick or treating as Harry Whittington, the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face. Cause: sebaceous hyperplasia removal. In about one hour I will be salivating to a Steinbrenner, the holiest of eggplant. In retrospect, Katey Segal wins vs. Marilu Henner. If this is how I filled the page each day, I'd be a blogger or a journal guy. I prefer the stupid stuff. A guy goes out and notices his right rear tire looks a little flat. He gets his bicycle pump and hurts his 'nads trying to pump up the truck tire. He goes in and puts ice cubes in a baggie to apply to the sore area and the phone rings. It's his brother in law who needs help with a Windows hiccup. By the time he hangs up the ice melted and puddled on the floor near the dishwasher. He forgets about the ice and thinks the dishwasher is leaking so he pulls it out after removing several screws and notices an old magazine tucked away in the rear. It's a Colliers which ceased publishing in 1957. He looked at the clock and it was 2:47. Gesundheit.