It starts with finding out about No Santa Claus. Then you get a promise broken. Maybe your sweetie cheats on you. Then you find out Jack Fisher intentionally let Ted Williams hit a homer on his last at bat. Life isn't always doing what it's supposed to do. Ugly Betty needed one more season. Clarence Thomas needed more than pubes on his Pepsi can. But when life works, all hail the power. Omeprizole makes the burn disappear. Kegels make your pelvis fun again. I love to tell the story. Now if they could come up with a cure for floaters. Chippy, my big one, is starting to look like a scurrying church mouse - on screen all the time. When Harold Pinter came up with "what you will. Or what you must. Now that I know there was truly a day upon which you loved me, I can bear anything." he must have known me. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing, so says Ecclesiastes 1. I say there is never too much rubbing, (wink-wink). It is so much easier than trying to decide if going dongle makes more sense than paying the extra for wi-fi capacity. Consideration - what the enlightened ask for and what the law says is necessary for a contract to exist. It used to be beer, lots and lots of beer but the grape makes so much more sense now. That and eggplant. Ciao.