Tender is the railroad car behind the engine. It is the quality that is most preferred by supra-aware girlfriends right behind sense of humor. You can't just become tender, oh you can act tender and control yourself to come across as tender but you either ARE tender or too bad that the tender deliverer somehow missed you. I missed out on hair, ambition and the ability to throw spirals with a football but I was there when tender was being distributed. This has allowed me to tap into the desire of an Andie MacDowell/Annette Bening composite who does things with food that Oprah would appropriate without a blush which tells you something about what tender means to people. Now I just might have been able to pull a fast one on Heather Run O'Mill but to reach the soul and core of the most incredible lady in the history of the planet, tender was essential. People think a good haircut and readily available cash are the keys to finding Miss Right but if you're packing tender you are way ahead of the pack. Oh I hear the smartass comments out there like "why don't you just take a bath with Adolf's Meat Tenderizer and you'll get the same results". Funny! So hilarious I just wet farted. I can't make you listen but check it out - tender is the root of all happiness. // add ear tug here.