Jeggings is a neologism like chillax and homo improvement (gay guy's new porch). The one for buck up and frazzled is right now. I think the sitcom effect is 1) noticing that each good episode is a story and 2) most of the stories are foils for one-liners. Today's is:

Fight for the Right to Pamplona

Chesley was so crunk she put her jeggings on backwards. She needed to sober up pronto simply because of the administrivia she had to face before clearance to go to Spain. Perhaps destiny stepped in because she automagically became sober as a knob job and ran through that paper work like the Nemean Lion from Hercules. She pledged right there with spirmitment to squarify herself and never again be such a neroid like a sexiled roomate. The road to Pamplona is now paved with KGB and her laughgasm was apparent. And this is prezactly the outcome Chesley visualized in her psychoneuroimmunolgy class last week. Total roxority.