Pozner was a serodopagus from the Pennsylvania region who wandered far and wide of his home to a beautiful place called the Mojave desert and found out right away that it's a hot place. He was lying in a shaded grotto and looked over to see the most beautiful flower he had ever seen. It was a desert flower native to the Mojave and its face was full of colors and the petals were shaped like a smile. Pozner rolled over to sniff the fragrance and to his surprise, the flower spoke to him! "My name is Moonglow - what's yours?" the lovely blossom queried. Pozner was started but managed to answer "I'm Pozner from Pennsylvania and you are most beautiful". This is a big long story about how Pozner and Moonglow became the best of friends and would spend hours everyday talking about life and how perfect the grotto was. But, face it, the only way to make the story interesting would be if Pozner pulled Moonglow from the ground and took her places (Moonglow is female). But everybody knows picked flowers wilt and that wouldn't work here. So let's leave it that they hung out in the grotto for eternity and were happy just being the two of them that really really enjoyed each other's touch. Finis