Alec got his break in 1962 when he produced the Harry Simeone Chorale's Christmas hit "Do you hear what I hear". It made him aproximately $220.000 which he invested in AT & T stock and later rolled it straight in Apple and now lives in Rochester NY near the Genesee brewery. Alec defies the usual new money guy because what he likes to do is follow the fracking charts on fracfocus.org because he believes natural gas is the next gold rush in the USA. Alec's lady friend is Jocelyn who never doubted for a second that Alec was her soulmate. They met in a Bennigans in Appleton WI when she was working for Lloyd Krebner, LLC as an actuary but she was also 6'1" and sang like Kristen Chenoweth. The reason we are detailing all this is Alec became the 1st male to take the Jazzercise title without wearing pantyhose. It gives him entrance to the MAN Museum Hall of Fame in Augsburg whose newsletter prompted this mention. Many happy returns to Alec and Jocelyn and if you're a Clapper, give them a BIG Clap.
UPDATE: The Bullshit Police have confiscated the tapes on which this entry is based. Sorry