Getting that last bit of unfinished business wrapped up left Dave with only getting the car washed before getting to the church on time. He knows he's too damn old to be a groomsman for what seems the fifteenth time but a promise is a promise and the Scrub a SUV is just around the corner. Dave pulled up to the belt thingy on the ground and decided to ride out the wash so he could put on his tie and jacket to save time. About a minute into the wash a sudden jolt precluded the passenger door opening and a Raggedy Ann person getting in and chanting "trick or trick!" Dave thought it was one of the wedding party doing a last minute gag but when she pounced on him and kissed him, her pigtail rubbed under his nose and the next thing he remembers is the whirling circle of colors that opened and suddenly his car was driving in mid air and a witch on a bike with a dog in her basket whirled by and the car headed grill first into a large lake with animated fish swimming along his window and Albert Brooks chanting "all Gods drink". Next thing Dave saw was Connie's face saying "Dave, you're snoring again". Dave sat up and made a pledge to not mix Kombucha Tea with tequila ever again.