Don't mention Ninja or even turtles to Donatella, or for that matter not even Versace. But what you can say to her is how Crawford is holding up under the questioning by authorities for his involvement in the Occupy Wall Street protest. It's crazy how it ever came to pass that he would have left his magnificent chalet and Donatella in the Hebrides to latch on to the gathering that he believed would change history. Donatella tried with every thought and emotion she could muster to talk sense into him but he was answering a bigger calling than what he felt in his heart and his level of comfort. When he left Crawford told Donatella "You are more beautiful then Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine! " That would be significant if the last thing she remembered wasn't watching Bridemaids with him and nearly choking on laughter when Molly sat in the sink and Maya plopped in the middle of the street in a wedding gown and actually plopping. Now she waits word that his incarceration is over and he'll return to their beautiful life together. They settled in Hebrides mainly because Crawford was left the chalet by his grandfather and what a chalet it is. Overlooking the bay, the southern deck is Donatella & Crawford's favorite place to chillax and watch the razorbills. Ring, ring - - it's the call she's waiting for. No, it was actually two guys fawning:

Guy 1) Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
Guy 2) I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean.

But eventually, Crawford returned and he and Donatella had make-up sex or rather wake-up sex and they're lovin' the breakers on Ulah Bay

A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his coat pocket.
~ Charles Peguy