There is a place called Peredroton where life is stable, Olive Garden is the best place to eat and the mayor wears Lands End button downs. The only remarkable thing about this calm and casual place is they accept no money at every retail outlet. The mayor perfected the ear chip which gets implanted like a piercing stud and it contain ID and available cash flow of every denizen. You pay via ear scans. It was impregnable until Lani Bevan and Chip Merman hack the load script and allowed them to jack up their available cash undeterred (isn't that absurd?) The cool thing is neither Lani nor Chip were greedy plus both were unmatched in discretion allowing them to go undetected for years, One day Chip convinced Lani to order a Chevy Volt so they could have sex drive to the lake instead of taking their Segways. Lani was ambivalent but caved in finally. Dennis, the manager at Dinah Shore Chevrolet couldn't let go of Chip's insistence to pay cash when the incentive to finance was so compelling. His inquiry almost led to discovery of the flaw in the ear scan system but . . . .get ready for this one . . . . . . Chip and Lani drivers and I wanna go home.

Wait - that makes no sense. Another stupid tale with a nonsense ending? Here's what should have happened. They get the car and go to lovers' lane but while doin' the backseat boogaloo, Chip's toe gets inserted in the recharge recepticle and Lani thinks all Os are going to be like the one it produced. No? Like the wanna go home one better? Don't like either? Sincere apologies. I'm writing half as well as I already know how to.