I finally figured it out so I decided to write this down so I don't forget the sequence. After you add 2 tbs. of cocoa, use a 7/8 socket and run MSCONSWELLA. Then turn the night light in the powder room on/off 4 times while repeating "cast your fate with a Shakespeare" every third click. Make sure not to mention Fran Allison because puppet love is taboo. On the map of Purgatory, RI if you zoom all the way in there's a ticket stub from The Breakers that's worthless. Mixing Diet Mountain Dew with moth balls is difficult because it's hard to get under their tiny legs. We're not radiated yet which is the least of our negative utopias. Rebels get the chance to not fart on the speculum in 4 hours. Wave.