SCENE: Salamander's apartment
Roll em . . . [music in the background is Tom Jones - I, I who have nothing.]
CUT!
WTF Dave, you have a grin on your face and you're flopping to the music like you're about to get laid
DAVE: I am, and here's the thing I told you before we all got here today - You want this to be a pity statement about lady luck jumping ship but I know what it's like to keep rolling craps and it's actually a gift from God.It makes you find yourself and reach higher and farther.
Larry storms out and Gemma yells "take 10, everyone"
Dave starts to go after Larry but says $@&*$% which is PG for "fuck it" and decides to head outdoors.
Now it becomes increasingly annoying that the Tom Jones song keeps on playing. Connie suddenly appears on the set and looks around for Dave
CONNIE: "Anybody know where Dave is?"
No one answers
CONNIE: "guess I'll just throw these Krispy-Kremes in the garbage then"
FREDDIE: Yo, Connie - didn't hear you at first - Dave's out by the pond - any Boston Kremes in there?
Connie heads outside and looks over to the weeping willow tree where Dave always goes when his head is ready to explode
CONNIE: Dave, is everything OK?
DAVE: Hi babe, ah, same old shit in a new carryall. What are you doing here? CONNIE: Just wanted to confirm our date tonight
Dave really grins now, well aware that the word date means something other than dinner and a movie
DAVE: Wouldn't miss it if my ass fell off, babe - what time are you getting off today?
CONNIE: I'm off now, how about you?
DAVE: Here's what I'm thinking - why wait 'til tonight when the motor's running and the green flag's being waved?
CONNIE: Nothing could sound sweeter to my unpierced ears, Dave - race ya to the bedpost
The annoying Tom Jones song fades and so does red cotton in Clorox