Everything I have is yours. But what's with break dancing and break wind? Are they both appended acrimony? We dance around the decrees and wonder why we shrug shoulders about the sanitary. Embolisms don't just show up unannounced - we get it that neck spinning can make your next fart the last one. We applaud serious effort but when Tom Hanks (notice it's T Hanks? as in Impossible is really just I'm possible) says the movie set should be fun and void of tension sounds better when he's describing "You've Got Mail" than "DaVinci Code". Serious is bellicose without the petard. Doing lachrymose is cleaning grease pits at Ft. Bragg. See me, touch me ... . . . . . ____ me.