Who decides when the moment is right? YES . . .we do. I don't know nuthin' 'bout turnin' dollars into real cash but I do know that Dorothy makes my chest swell in the way only my sister does. Now can you picture a Down with Love bikini and the only one you want to see in it, in it? Lucille knows comfort food and it takes one to know one. Down in the valley, the valley so green, I met my true lover and she knows when to kick up the bet . Don't cry for me eagley. I am strong, I am woman, look at me now. Sometimes I pretend I'm a locomotive and - now that doesn't give you the right to call me choo-choo! The only reason I pretend is because it pulls all that weight up the grade and when I look at myself I see engine not caboose. When I was young I braided my hair because I had some. Welcome to the - what's the name for the elevens? the teens? the new millennium? Shit.