After finishing a wonderful Dragon Noodle lunner, the fortune cookie read "seasonal shitout". What kind of message is that? Is this some kind of food sabotage? Will I be shitting out some additive that a disgruntled grunt treated me via my cookie? Turns out it is just the gods reminding me of the obvious - all this "season" crap is just that. Yea for January - yea for getting past all the implied joy that can't come close to the real joy that happens every effen day. I want my Maypo. I drive when others pedal. Today I found out that everything worth finding out about already happened in the '90s. I know very little and the good stuff is received like a grade schooler after milk and cookies. But aren't we pretending to see signs of enlightenment when Jesus already told us about life everlasting? Sammy's london broil is decadent and the downstairs contains the fragrance of ground Arabica beans so this is a homage to life as we already know it. Praise the lord and photoshop the ammunition.