Darryl mortified the crowd when he took the bartender's dare and went over to the piano and played a song that brought tears to even the red-meat guys in the crowd. He was just that kind of guy - his look is a cross between Chris Cross and Oliver Platt so he gets no instant attention because of his looks. His appeal comes mainly from how he gyrates in an alluring manner without drawing attention of the "dig me" variety. Darryl was an obscure background guy until that day when his internet idea was Zuckerbergery - he put up a website that lets you post pictures which only last for 20 seconds then dissolve without a trace. It was designed for the Anthony Weiner crowd that likes to troll sexually by emphasizing yourself in the nude but doesn't want it to come back at you for the wrong reasons in the future. It went more than viral it went pandementculis. Darryl became a billionaire in less than a year using only SEO and web pimpers available on-line. So Gloria Borger approaches Darryl with a full camera crew today and asks "if your picture didn't dissolve on your website as promised, could you be sued for everything you own?" Darryl looked at her and said "And I will give you the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven. Whatever you forbid on earth will be forbidden in heaven, and whatever you permit on earth will be permitted in heaven"." WTF", countered Gloria "scripture to answer this general question?" Darryl sipped from his drink and said ""So what should we say to that question?" he asked. "Clearly they want peo6ple who are overtly passionate about helping others, not about building their resume. I thought about it. "I'm not sure I have a great answer," Since this has nothing to do with resumes, it's obvious that Darryl is a substance abuser and only those who partake of his choice will know the substance "Hint: rhymes with cotillion".