Randy was just a kid whose room included 1)A poster of Beany & Cecil 2) the writings of Jean Shepard 3) wallpaper consisting of a foil background and orange and black wi-fi icons that aren't supposed to be wi-fi icons 3) a signed picture of Phyllis Newman from That was the Week that Was and 4) a miniature of a '49 Willys coupe. His energies always turned towards rapprochment and his emotions were bent towards immolation. Randy exacted concession from everybody he engaged with and were it not for Tallulah he might never have made it passed 6th grade. Randy and Tallulah played this game where he was Jack Carson and she was his sponsor from Paraphilliacs Anonymous and they would hang around the Goodwill store and pretend to yodel Christmas carols for donations. Randy woke up one morning and decided to join the Navy Seals except his one shortcoming of being unable to do one pushup hindered his intentions. Tallulah on the other hand gained early acceptance in Brown's paranormal studies so she blew off Randy and matriculated leaving him to 'ate of a different nature. Seismic readings confirm that he who laughs last often has the crabs. Janus had two heads and that's why January is a time for reflection. Shania Twain = ___________. (rhymes with slate ripples).