The calendar struck three and I was brackish. OMG OMFG! The uterus has no homing device, thank you Roseann, and even if I intended to sound collegiate or even the collie Gi ate, do you think I'd put it here? Anson made the day happy and Dixie Chicks said she knows Ohio stinks, not she knows the highest stakes. Logged out is both a computer term and a description when you leave the lavatory. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana,. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger. I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." What do you call an Indian dating service? Connect the Dots .In the drive-through at McDonald's, if the girl says, "Sorry about the wait", the correct response is "Nah, it looks good on you." A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" so the horse replies "I'm an alcoholic". A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. "Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty nappies!" the doc says. "Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled. "No, you've got bowel cancer." Thanks to reddit.com.