
Tillie learned how to make Jello molds when she was just a girl back in Rapid City, SD. Her mom had all these shapes and characters that they'd fill with Jello and delight when they set and could be released by running a little hot water to their sides and then delight in the shimmering light-catching color each one would exude. Tillie later learned that adding a little nitrosamine glutimate to the Jello, the results would never melt and were permanent. Then she learned that by adding a micro RF chip to each, she could make it appear as if the little characters could talk. One day Tillie was making out with Bono on the davenport and he suddenly pulled away and asked in a startled voice "What the heck was that?" Tillie replied, "What was what?" "I hear a voice", Bono confessed. Tillie laughed so hard she peed a little and Bono snapped off his sunglasses and buckled his belt and called for his car. Tillie was still laughing when he left abruptly. "Nice one", Tillie offered to the Jello cupid on the coffee table. "Thanks", cupid answered, "but he left his mouth organ". Tillie wondered how the Jello cupid knew that and before she answered she realized that the chip she put in the mold actually had artificial intelligence in its circuitry. This gave Tillie a great idea to contact the manufacturers of Roomba vacs and see if they'd like to add a Jello character on the top of each unit that could converse with the customers who bought them. Of course they loved the idea and the new product was so successful that Apple bought the company and made an iRoomba with front and rear webcams to you can video chat while vacuuming your rooms. Tillie now wants to be First Lady one day so if there are any presidential candidates out there looking for a successful innovative wife just call 867-5309 and when Jenny answers don't worry, she's just watching Tillie's back.