SAVE THE USED TEABAGS
Isaac just finished reading Ecclesiastes 1:9 where the message is "there's nothing new under the sun". He was confused because out there on the porch was a new cruiser bike that he just received as a birthday gift. So he did what he always does when he is confused - he googled new. About the 6th or 7th search item down, he saw that new stood for Nontraditional Employment for Women. So why was was this not under the sun? Then it hit Isaac that the commercial on TV showing a girl with one leg swimming competitively was the result of nontraditional employment - women soldiers in combat. So did that disprove what he read in Ecc 1:9? Not really because truth is whatever you say it is. It's called Wag the Dog. Isaac knows this and because the U.S. dollar is printed only by the U.S. Mint and is valued by the global marketplace, deficits are like cleavage in marketing (traditional employment for women), intentional distraction from reality. With the U.S. involved in 3 wars currently and with military deployments in 150 countries and with multi-millionaires defrauding workers' earnings with no penalty, it's Wag the Dog on steroids in this the year before the end of the Mayan calendar. Isaac says to himself "fuck this" and decides to stop reading and go take a ride on his cruiser bike. The moral of the story is "save your used teabags" because there's nothing you can do about the diversions. Mama-look-at-boo-day.