Trending - the name of crap/brilliance effused from the masses which are deemed by selected screeners to be worthy of paying attention to. Here's what's trending in my pulpit: We aren't totally fewked because the guy controlling the red button is normal, unlike his detractors. Tomorrow will come and what it consists of is entirely up to you, not someone interpreting your shit. Most of us will still continue on the path laid out for us by love. Inherently, that means most of us are headed in the right direction in spite of the minority who smell like ass and act like offspring of moonshiners with birth defects. Do I know if Armageddon is inevitable? NO ! Do I know if world finances are dogdirt? NO! Do I know if robbing Peter to pay Paul results in a sore Peter? YES! Egyptians think Twitter will clean out their shit, hats off to 'em. Here, we have dingos who are still on the island making money off of carpetbaggers who never heard of Harold Robbins yet still get a pass on their background checks and foul up my jitbag filter everyday. Sorry if the Immaculate Globes get so much attention but God spent a little more time on them than moneylenders in the temple. Melvin Udall gets my vote as the Jekyll at the Jackpot proving damaged men everywhere can be risen from the dead and have quality boners. Ain't no reason to lie, just tryin' to make sense out of tea leaves from the dreck. Pretty sure I have.