Redundant vs. oxymoron - no reason to get these two confused but I've mistaken one for the other more than once. Military justice = oxy, greedy banker = redundant but where's the point? A day or so ago we were talking about redundancies and today I saw this (Unexpurgated with attribution) THIS IS NOT MINE

Kevin entered his PIN number into the ATM machine at a rapid rate of speed. He had a preplanned date arrangement with a female woman and didn't want to be delayed by lateness. If he compared and contrasted Olivia with previous girlfriends he'd dated before, she was universally superior and better in every way. 'Hurry quickly,' he whispered under his breath, his hand advancing forward towards the cash slot where money would come out. He glanced at the LCD display, which was showing an advertising commercial "I'm in too much of a rush to have time for this,' he muttered. 'You can keep your added bonus free gift.' Finally at last, his cash money emerged into view and he grabbed it with his hand. Irregardless of this delay, the end result of his date arrangement would be a new beginning at this moment in time. Little did he know or realize, but his goals and objectives were about to be completely and utterly met in a way and manner it was impossible to over-exaggerate.~Joel Stickley