Out of the blue, when the full moon is high comes a ginkgo biloba salesman known as Trapezio. Nothing ever gets resolved or fixed when he's in the room but he has a theme song and wanders around like he know's what he's doing. Little boys used to want to grow up to be like Trapezio but Grand Theft Auto and WOW changed the career selection of most of the wide awake boys and girls. The joke today was OBL soup with a warning label stating "contains lead". LSHIPAL (laughing so hard I peed a little). I grew up to be a hump dragon professional annuitant who turns down offers every single day year never to do an advice column. Actually it's a poltergeist hologram but who's actually fact-checking. Like the smartass who answers "does God sign the sky?" or "those that can't, touch teach" or "fabric softener clogs your zippers" (never heard that one?) I simply retort "set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life". You'd never get this from reading this crap but there's actually a Trapezio-like humanitarian making the most of every day by including this ritual: Avoid rituals.