I'll be apparent in the first sentence, what follows is insightful, if you believe in non-lachrymose thinking: Lies and damn lies -those crabcakes were made with faux crab. In the summer time it takes twice as long to get to the point so bare with me - Ha! that's like taking things for granite. In the interim, several people commented on the gyroscopic nature of the balance bar, unaware of the cartoon that featured the guy videoing himself in a hugely embarrassing position, waiting for his confederate to shut the damn thing off and resuscitate him. Ezra relished the rare few minutes when he could unplug from the headset and just stare out the window. The humidor in his basement hasn't been opened in months and the rings around objects are growing more prominent, hinting boldly that the bluetooth spectacles he loved were being worn just too many hours every day. Lactose intolerance no longer the issue, Ezra's preoccupation is now with the unexplained yearning to hang around the produce section with a tube of KY and look pensive at the tubers and cucumbers. Why this comes out is a mystery to anyone with an adult approach to daytime activities, but Ezra fails that definitiion. Lacking the most basic cultivation, anyone with a half brain knows this and speaks to the deprived and the indigent. Venetian plaster costs an arm and a leg.