Heartache is where the philanderer lands reads the advice blog. Illicit love isn't love, just ask the rich guy who tries harder than the camel squeezing through the eye of the needle to be loved. Courting Zuckerberg-with-a-vagina may be some guys version of hitting it big but slow strokin' with your idol is above any Lamborghini experience (disclaimer: never have been in a Countach) but me, I like the serene stimulation so much that I'd forego the opportunity if I could reenact the intentional interruption to last night's James L. Brooks' offering. There's only heartache when you're dying inside or you're with the wrong person (NOTE: other sources of heartache/heartbreak omitted here for brevity's sake). So this has more to do with what we did to capture the gold than anything Bijou did but so what? Stents are made in parking lots by SUVs that park too close to open the door all the way. Takes a little man to __________ (best answer gets a free cranial handjob).